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cool .. i just got a call from one of my "companies" ...
A primary 3 student needs EMS (read: English, Maths, Science) tuition.
the catch?
"Hello? this that rayner?"
"yes, speaking"
"Hi, I'm frm **** agency. Do you want to take up a pri 3 student taking EMS?"
"Sure!"
"okie, but if the mother asks how old are you, you have to say you are 29, grad, full time tutor, 5-6 yrs experience and now teaching 4-5 students"
"HUH?!??!"
"don't worry she won't check your i/c or certs. she is an old customer. btw, we told her you are Mr Tan."
looks like i got a free lesson on filling up my resume ... identity switch anyone?
A primary 3 student needs EMS (read: English, Maths, Science) tuition.
the catch?
"Hello? this that rayner?"
"yes, speaking"
"Hi, I'm frm **** agency. Do you want to take up a pri 3 student taking EMS?"
"Sure!"
"okie, but if the mother asks how old are you, you have to say you are 29, grad, full time tutor, 5-6 yrs experience and now teaching 4-5 students"
"HUH?!??!"
"don't worry she won't check your i/c or certs. she is an old customer. btw, we told her you are Mr Tan."
looks like i got a free lesson on filling up my resume ... identity switch anyone?
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3 Comments:
Rayner! How come your shout-out so cool ah? hey, if you are masquerading as an experienced tutor, must get more money leh.
hello .. watz shout-out ? btw ... who is this?
this is Evon the Great! hahah.... shout out is this thing that im commenting in. I dont know if this is the correct term... but that's what i call it la.
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